DIY Great Gatsby Pearl Bracelet Applique and Ring Combination Tutorial from M&J here. A great place to find less expensive appliques is in the bridal section of fabric and craft stores. My first clothing splurge was on an authentic 1920s peacock motif beaded dress that I will post when I take a photo that does it justice.
For more panja/handpiece type jewelry go here: truebluemeandyou.tumblr.com/tagged/handpiece
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”what
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
omfg
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
“this site is a non-judgemental community!!!!!!!!!!”
i want an episode of hannibal where will and hanni get really stoned and will’s like ” oh man lets go get some munchies” and hanni’s like yeah so they drive out to 7-11 and they meet back at the till like 10 minutes later and hannibal has a dead body and will has cheetos and hes like what
Whenever I see the Zaeed quote “Fry, you son of a bitch” I don’t think of someone frying I think




